The Obituary of "The Girls"

The Girls , a set of identical twins with one slightly bigger than the other were taken peacefully at Clayton Clarkson Medical Center at 12:30 p.m. on Monday, August 29th, 2016 surrounded by a number of doctors and nursing personnel.   They grew up during the 1980's as first teeny weeny twins that developed into much larger and maturer twins by the late 1980's.   During these years they were known for just hanging around and showing off their beauty by sporting many of the snazzy 80's styles outfits.  They spent many years just on display and being held in place by boulder holders of all looks and sizes.

By the mid 2000's they had a new purpose that was short lived when Hannah, Caleb and Andrew arrived.  Unfortunately they didn't seem to like their newest occupation of milkers and quit their job fairly soon after starting. They filed for workers compensation feeling as though they had been injured on the job.  Unfortunately their claims were denied and no financial compensation was provided.

As they started to age, the twins considered retirement and felt a life of leisure was deserved.  They matured and needed to be less in the open and more constrained during workouts for the safety of all others at the gym.

On March 16, 2016 doctors had warned that their health was declining and death might be on the horizon. Their make up had changed and although their decline was not visibly noticeable at this time their insides were starting to be overtaken by cancer.

After 4 months of treatment they knew their time was coming to an end.  On Friday, August 26th they had a celebration of life.  They left behind many material items in unmentioned sizes that will be cremated at a later date.  Just moments before their death they lost a good amount of excess skin and tissue.  Unfortunately, due to the nature of their death the girls had to be donated to science for further examination, 

"The Girls" will be fondly remembered for their style, interference with workouts and for making button up shirts and strapless bras quite a task.  They are survived by a new little set of baby girls that are much younger, smaller and perkier in appearance.

Visitation for the new girls will be announced at a later date,  In leiu of memorial donations we ask that you donate your time to checking your girls for lumps no matter your age.